painful starters 

•  "Loving you was a mistake."


•  "I hate you."


•  "You left me alone."


•  "There's nothing left to say."


•  "Was s/he better for you?"


•  "I'm sorry ---- I'm sorry I left you there."


•  "What do you mean, it's over?"


•  "Please don't say that."


•  "I can't forgive you."


•  "You turned your back on me!"


•  "You don't get to come back and try to win me again."


•  "I'm not giving a seconds change."


•  "What do you care if I die?"


•  "What do you care if I get hurt?"


•  "Who are you again?"


•  "This is over."


•  "I don't want to see you again."


•  "I can't do this. I can't see you anymore."


•  "I can't see you with her/him."


•  "I need to leave."

three word starters. 

cursorium:

❛ please don’t go. ❜
❛ don’t turn around. ❜
❛ eat my dust. ❜
❛ suck my ass. ❜
❛ what’s for dinner? ❜
❛ drunk i’m not. ❜
❛ where’s your coat? ❜
❛ bring some beers. ❜
❛ are you home? ❜
❛ say my name. ❜
❛ i can’t go.❜
❛ i’d like none. ❜
❛ well fuck me. ❜
❛ are you sick? ❜
❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜
❛ you’re all wet. ❜
❛ are you drunk? ❜
❛ don’t look back. ❜
❛ it says ‘positive’.❜
❛ run far away.❜
❛ you are screwed. ❜
❛ damn it’s hot. ❜
❛ get here easily? ❜
❛ don’t touch me. ❜
❛ it’s cold out. ❜
❛ just leave me. ❜
❛ i like you. ❜
❛ talk to me. ❜

Sentence Meme sentences 

morbidpath:

rpmememaker:

• “Are you crazy?”
• “Are you even listening to me?”
• “Are you even listening to yourself?”
• “Are you sure they won’t find out?”
• “Are you sure this is legal?”
• “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
• “Are you threatening me?”
• “Be mine.”
• “Do I know you?”
• “Do you love me?”
• “Do you remember this?”
• “Do you trust me?”
• “Don’t go.”
• “Don’t let me die”
• “Don’t look at me like that.”
• “Don’t make me beg.”
• “Don’t you dare come near me!”
• “Don’t you dare.”
• “Explain yourself.”
• “For you, I would _____”
• “Give it back.”
• “Give me another chance.”
• “Have you ever even done this before?”
• “How drunk are you right now?”
• “I already regret this.”
• “I am not wearing that.”
• “I can’t believe you missed that.”
• “I can’t do this anymore.”
• “I can’t even look at you.”
• “I could kill you!”
• “I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.”
• “I didn’t do it.”“
• “I didn’t know you could do that.”
• “I don’t want to look at you right now.”
• "I guess this is goodbye.”
• "I hate you.”
• “I have to go.”
• “I just want to cuddle.”
• “I know your secret.”
• "I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
• "I love you.”
• “I miss you so very much.”
• “I missed you.”
• “I need a drink.”
• “I need a hug.”
• “I never really loved you.”
• “I owe you.”
• “I think I broke it.”
• “I think I’m falling in love with you. ”
• “I think I’m forgetting something.”
• “I think it’s broken.”
• "I trust you.”
• “I want to be yours.”
• “I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
• "I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.”
• “I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”
• "I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
• "I’m bad for you.”
• "I’m dying.”
• “I’m going to be sick.”
• “I’m not speaking to you anymore.”
• “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
• “I’ve never heard that one before.”
• “If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
• "Is that my shirt?”
• “It was me”
• “It’s so beautiful.”
• "It’s time to choose.”
• "Just five more minutes.”
• “Just go.”
• “Just leave me alone.”
• “Just let me die.”
• “Just relax.”
• “Just what did we do last night?”
• “Kiss me you idiot.”
• “Kiss me.”
• “Make me.”
• “Marry me?”
• “My Parents don’t know”
• “My parents know.”“
• "Never again.”
• “Nh, don’t be so rough!”
• “No, that can’t be my baby.”
• “No! You can’t die on me now!”
• “Put it away.”
• "Put your trousers on!”
• “Put. The. Weapon. Down.”
• “Shut up and listen.”
• “Take responsibility.”
• “That isn’t mine.”
• “That looked easier on TV.”
• “That sounds painful.”
• “That was a bad plan.”
• “That’s mine!”
• "That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.”
• “They’re coming.”
• "This seems familiar.”
• “This stays between us.”
• “Truth hurts, don’t it?”
• “Want to hear a secret?”
• “We need to talk.”
• “We’re moving too fast.”
• "Well that was unexpected.”
• “What are we doing here?”
• “What are you afraid of?”
• “What are you touching?”
• “What are you?”
• “What do you need?”
• “What happened to you?”
• “What have I done this time?”
• “What if someone catches us?”
• "What sort of noise was that?”
• "What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
• “What were you thinking?”
• “Where are my clothes?”
• “Where did you find this?”
• “Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
• "Where were you?”
• “Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
• "Why are you wearing that?”
• “Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.”
• “You could have died!”
• "You could have killed someone!”
• “You coward.”
• “You don’t need to be so gentle.”
• "You drive me crazy!”
• “You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
• "You lied to me!”
• “You mean everything to me.”
• “You owe me.”
• “You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!”
• “You’re all out of ____.”
• “You’re an idiot.”
• "You’re bad for me.”
• "You’re dead to me.”
• “You’re pregnant and It’s mine”
• “You’re really good at this…”
• "You’re so weird.”“
• "You’re under arrest.”

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Drunk/Drinking Starters 

•  ❝ I do not get drunk-- I get awesome. ❞


•   ❝ I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞


•   ❝ Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞


•   ❝ Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels. ❞


•   ❝ I've had... eleventy twelve beers. ❞


•   ❝ I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain. ❞


•   ❝ I'm not as drunk as I use to was. ❞


•   ❝ Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up. ❞


•   ❝ What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk! ❞


•   ❝ But then I remember that alcohol existed. ❞


•   ❝ It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant. ❞


•   ❝ I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk! ❞


•   ❝ If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick! ❞


•   ❝ I wanna bae you up. ❞


•   ❝ You're so drunk when I'm pretty. ❞


•   ❝ It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted… ❞


•   ❝ I'm almost sober... ❞


•   ❝ We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again. ❞


•   ❝ Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants. ❞


•   ❝ I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels. ❞


•   ❝ I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now. ❞


•   ❝ Take me drunk I’m home. ❞


•   ❝ Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood. ❞


•   ❝ Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit? ❞


•   ❝ Your cat... has it always had a German accent? ❞

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mr. and mrs. smith - sentence meme pt. 1 

maneuvercd:

ofhybrids-archive-deactivated20:

“I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.”
“I never told you, but I was married once before.”
“It was just a drunken Vegas thing.”
“Oh, that’s better. That’s much better.”
“Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet.”
“Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart…and that’s saying something.”
“Don’t tell me how to handle my wife.”
“Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch.”
“Guess that was just wishful thinking.”
“Still alive, baby?”
“We have an unusual problem here.”
“You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being.”
“Dance with me.”
“It was just my cover, sweetheart.”
“Wait, why do I get the girl gun?”
“It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart!”
“Hiya, stranger.”
“You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn!”
“Oh, I must have missed that lesson. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy!”
“If you don’t like them we can take them back.”
“You’ll get used to them.”
“That vacation in Aspen, you left early, why?”
“Damn, I wanted him.”
“These fuckers get younger every year.”
“Any last words?”
“The new curtains are hideous.”
“I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey.”
“I have a thoery, newly developed.”
“I’m think you killed us.”
“Why do you care? I was just a cover.”
“Who says you were just a cover?”
“Ask us the sex question.”
“Oh, look. More desert.”
“Web of lies!”
“I missed you.”
“That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today.”
“Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb.”
“Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry!”
“What’s new?”
“My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan.”
“Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding?”
“I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.”
“Sweetheart…?”
“You want it? It’s yours.”
“There’s a huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything we don’t say to each other.”
“Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is…you die.”
“Can I have a soda or a juice or…”
“Ok, that was a nice shot.”
“What? You’re looking for a job or something?”
“You are the job.”
“They’re bulletproof!”
“We’ll talk about this later.”
“You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl?”
“You really expect me to roll over and play dead?”
“Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage.”
“Come to daddy.”
“Who’s your daddy now?”
“We should so not be allowed to buy these.”
“On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage?”
“Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.”
“I realise you witnessed the Mrs. and I working through a few domestic issues.”
“That’s regrettable but don’t take that to be a sign of weakness, that would be a mistake on your part.”
“Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message.”
“Mistake on your part.”
“Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map.”

RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. ) 

delishdove:

yourmusings:

• “You come here often?”
  
• “Can I offer you a drink?”
  
• “So.. You expecting someone?”
• “Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”
  
• “I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”
  
• “Do you want to dance with me?”
• “Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”
  
• “I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”
• “Are you single? Just asking.”
  
• “You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”
  
• “What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”
  
• “I love the way you’re dressed.”
• “Do I have any chances with you?”
  
• “Do you have anything better to do later?”
• “Can I get your phone number?”
  
• “You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”
  
• “I can do whatever you want, babe.”
• “You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”
  
• “I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”
  
• “You should be a model.”

• “Are you… trying to flirt with me?”
• “Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”
  
• “That won’t work. Try again.”
  
• “Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”
  
• “I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”
  
• “You don’t look so bad yourself.”
  
• “I thought you were taken.”
  
• “So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”
  
• “Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”
  
• “Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”
  

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