wishlist. ‘we’re undercover for a mission pretending to be a newly-wed couple and they’re keeping a close eye on us 24/7. i’m even pretty sure they got cameras in our bedroom, so we need to pretend to cuddle up and have sex at night but i’m actually really liking this, you’re really warm and omg i’m actually getting turned on by your fake moaning, help.’
twin threads. twin threads? TWIN THREADS? TWIN THREADS.
ok but a ‘your apartment is next to/above mine & i can hear you & your partner dancing & singing & the bed moving & you two laughing & talking in hushed tones & it won’t let me sleep so i bitch about it to you 24/7 & then one day it just stops & one day turns into one week & then months & i haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, i’ve been knocking for ten minutes’ au.
FDTD Zombie Apocalypse AU Part 1
It’s the end of the world as they know it. As the undead arise and wreak havoc all across the country, the Fullers survive the only way they know how - together. However, unexpected circumstances land them as the hostages to a pair of thieves attempting to get across the border to Mexico where they hope to find safe passage to El-Rey.
NEW TAG DROP PART 3 !! (
bc i hate myself. )
ghost adventures is literally just an hour of guys talking shit to ghosts and then screaming once they square up
*punches the air* arranged marriages! *kicks the wall* unhappy marriages! *tears shirt off* two people who hATE EACH OTHER HAVING TO LIVE TOGETHER AND PRETEND TO LOVE EACH OTHER BEFORE OTHER PEOPLE *backflips out the window* ANGST AND DRAMA IN RELATIONSHIPS!!!
that fake dating/forced bed sharing “we’re both adults we can be professional about this” moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i’m in desperate need of a biker!au, where muse a is all dirt, grease and ‘the road is my life’ but they meet muse b who is soft kind and everything they’re not. give me muse a who becomes immediately smitten/intrigued by muse b and is determined to show them a life they’ve never seen before.
bonus points if they’re already dating and muse b’s parents want to meet muse a.






